We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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