pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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