I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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