i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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