Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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