how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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