His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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