Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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