are you still at the devil's house?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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