what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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