I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
