I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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