Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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