Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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