Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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