how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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