That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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