i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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