Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
