Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize