Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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