This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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