I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just cropdusted the office
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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