Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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