I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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