i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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