420 ftw
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I deserve to be covered in dicks
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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