i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize