Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a search helicopter?!
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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