Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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