pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize