Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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