we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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