We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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