I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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