It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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