Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize