Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
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she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize