We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
