i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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