Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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