What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
