I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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