We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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