So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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