I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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