Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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