: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
