Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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