But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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