In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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