Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Someone signed my nipple.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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