I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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