that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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