Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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